How to Properly Appreciate and Utilize Sweaters - A Poem

Hi my name is Thalia and I post too many poems and like sweaters too much :')

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How to Properly Appreciate and Utilize Sweaters

Come to the realization that hoodies

And sweatshirts

Are all well and good but are not

As great

As sweaters

Carefully

So as not to arouse suspicion

Begin amassing a variety

Of this fantastic article of clothing -

Cardigans

Sweater vests

Sweater dresses

And just plain sweaters

All count

Riffle through your closet and see

If you already own any

That could be brought back from the dead

With a run through the laundry

There are no

Limits on fabric

But wool knit ones

Are generally

The warmest

Begin integrating

Your sweaters

Into your everyday wardrobe

And on the weekends

When you have

Nothing better to do

Gather your sweaters

And dump them

In a pile

On your bed

Careful to avoid the cat

And then flop

Into the sweater nest

And take a nap